Funny Wine T-Shirt – “Corks Are for Quitters” Drinking Joke Tee

This funny wine t-shirt features the bold “Corks are for quitters” slogan in a retro graphic style, perfect for wine lovers, parties, and fun gift occasions.

For those who believe the bottle deserves a proper finish, not half-time
Features a retro sunset, wine bottle & glass — basically happy hour in shirt form
Guaranteed conversation starter (and possibly drink invitations)
Soft, comfy cotton so you can sip in style and stretch for snacks
Unisex fit — looks great on everyone from casual sippers to full-time sommeliers
Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, and a very large glass of red
Ideal for birthdays, wine nights, hen parties, or treating yourself (you deserve it)
Designed and packed with love (and probably coffee) by Teasel Threads
Fit & Feel (aka: Will This Be Comfy While I Snack?)

Unisex classic fit

True to size — size up if you like that “borrowed from my cool friend” look
Lightweight and breathable for maximum lounging potential
Care Instructions (So It Survives the After-Party)
Wash cold, inside out (like your best dance moves)
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print — it’s hot enough already

Perfect For

Wine lovers with a sense of humour 🍷
Friends who never waste good wine
Gifting, partying, brunching, and “just one more glass” situations
(Colours and print placement may vary slightly due to screen settings and production process.)

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📏 Sizing

Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.
If you prefer a looser or oversized fit, I recommend sizing up.

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Thank you so much for supporting my small business and choosing a T-shirt printed by me at Teasel Threads 💛

Each item is made just for you
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.🇬🇧 UK Printing & Shipping

This item is printed by me and shipped in from the UK.
Processing time: 1-2 business days before dispatch.

📦 Shipped from the UK with tracked delivery
🇬🇧 UK: ~2–4 days | 🇪🇺 Europe: ~4–7 days | 🇺🇸 USA & Canada: ~6–10 days | 🌏 Rest of world: ~8–14 days
✈️ Customs duties and import taxes may apply — buyers are responsible